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The Nay of All Flesh: One day, when Jennifer Lopez is sitting in her rocking chair, debating whether to wash down her Geritol with chamomile tea or Metamucil, she'll suddenly remember this outfit and cry out, "Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like a Bedazzled Ken doll?" Fame, and the desire to hold onto fame, can sometimes make people do funny things, like strutting around in a gender-neutralizing nude bodysuit. Seeing the way the molasses-thick fabric morphs J.Lo's phenomenal post-twins figure into a shape not unlike a star-bellied Sneetch crossed with a crystal-encrusted Butterball, we are reminded of the words she uttered in that cinematic classic "Gigli": "Gobble, gobble, it's turkey time!"
From Crowd Ignite