Hard-partying? Check. Hair extensions? Check, check. Years of hair abuse? Hmm, well, Tila Tequila hasn't been hanging around Hollywood that long. But if she is the culprit, she should take a shot at showing off her real 'do -- much like she shows off her "real" sexuality on TV. Besides, Tila would probably look cute (never butch!) with a little elfin hair cut.