Congratulations! How's married life so far?
"Great! I already got her pregnant."
What's the best part?
"Everything's great about married life. You have a partner that you can always count on. You have a friend no matter what, somebody who's not gonna judge you -- or maybe she does judge you, but she still loves you."
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