Sandra Bullock apparently didn't have enough body ink for Jesse James. So he cheated on her with a bevy of tatted-up strippers, including two named "Bombshell" and "Other Stripper." He and Sandy were a mismatch anyway, so we were willing to give James a second chance. But then he went and cheated on "L.A. Ink" star Kat Von D with 19 women, for those counting. (She was counting.) So while his tattoos are permanent, clearly his women aren't. New wife Alexis DeJoria is one lucky lady.