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11. Emilio Masella, "Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs"
We're not really sure what the plot is, but with a name like that, you know that Spencer Pratt's new movie is going to be, er, riveting -- especially with juicehead guido Emilio Massella (famous for being Snooki's ex) as the lead lifeguard. With all that tanning lotion, we're sure anyone he tries to save will just slip out to sea.