The New York Post claims a 23-year-old blonde named Sara Leal is after some of Kutcher's cash to keep her cakehole closed about how they allegedly crossed paths -- like the proverbial ships in the night -- while partying in San Diego late last week.
She's reportedly gone into hiding and retained the same lawyer who scored a settlement for the onetime Betty Ford staffer who tussled with Lindsay Lohan.
"Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal," a source tells the paper. "She wants $250,000, but the offers haven’t been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton's team."
Read on for more details about Kutcher's boys night out ...