Like a fame-hungry King Midas, everything the Kardashians touch turns into a golden PR opportunity. Case in point: A family vacation to Greece is nothing but an excuse to film scenic, swimsuit-inclusive footage for "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," and to show off Kim's baking bun.
Paparazzi and E!'s TV cameras have spent the last several days following the major (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe) and minor (Bruce and Brody Jenner) members of the clan around the islands of Mykonos and Santorini.
Kim headed to Greece after rendezvousing with a dour-looking Kanye West in New York, but he wisely declined to partake of the Hellenic holiday, as did Khloe's husband, Lamar Odom, who is in the midst of the NBA playoffs.
"Kim and Khloe miss their men!" a source tells Radar Online. "They were contractually obligated to go [on the vacation], but they're miserable."
And who wouldn't be, what with those contractually obligated yacht outings, the glorious views, the various bejeweled hair accessories and the luxury villas.
Despite her allegedly blue mood, Kim packed plenty of colorful ensembles. On Sunday, she stepped out in a bright red dress, ostensibly to take photos of the scenery with Kourtney, a move that seems redundant when you travel with a personal camera crew.
A few days before, she emerged in what appears to be the same tassel-festooned Saint Laurent brown maxidress that Angelina Jolie wore on the red carpet earlier this month (click on to compare). She also bared her swelling belly in a floral sarong-covered bikini.
Despite her conspicuously eye-catching fashions, "Kim is just so over being pregnant," declares the Radar snitch. "She is complaining about the humidity in Greece, and just wants to finish filming so she can nest with Kanye. … She is really frustrated that her life is controlled by the reality show commitments."
Keep clicking to see Kim channeling Angelina, along with more photos of the family's working vacation ...