Crystal Harris doesn't usually wear pants, but if she did, her former fiancé, Hugh Hefner, says they'd be on fire right about now. The Playboy mogul has labeled his duds-doffing runaway bride a liar for blabbing to Howard Stern that their sex life consisted of a single close encounter that lasted "like two seconds."
"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef said in a since-deleted tweet. "The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights."
Yeah, right there with ya: Ew.
Seems the 85-year-old moneybags pajama enthusiast was certain that the 25-year-old blonde "adored" him, pointing out, "That was the first lie."
"I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost," sighs Hef, before adding graciously, "When I said, 'I missed a bullet' when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her. I meant I realized she really didn't love me. I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."
"They were joined by two women who stayed for about an hour," a bystander tells the mag. "Crystal was drinking mojitos and laughing, and Jordan was sipping a drink on the rocks. But once their friends left, they really settled in and seemed more and more comfortable."
Meanwhile, in happier romance news ...
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