We Don't Want to Know What's Floating in That Hot Tub
The saga of Ashton Kutcher's boys weekend in San Diego just keeps getting ickier, with all sorts of unsavory characters crawling out of the woodwork to tell their tale.
The latest comes from the London Daily Mail, which opts for twice-removed hearsay as it quotes a guy named Gavin quoting a guy named Jacques about what allegedly went down in Kutcher's hotel suite with a 23-year-old blonde named Sara Leal.
Suffice it to say, the colorful narrative includes a hot tub, a bevy of clothing-deprived young ladies and this immortal line, supposedly uttered by Demi Moore's dewier half: "Yo, where's the vodka at?"
As for Leal, she's quickly learning how to claw her way up the fame food chain. The British tab features ostensibly candid shots of her looking put out when faced with a paparazzo (she may also be constipated, judging by the expression on her face). That she happens to look photo shoot-ready with flowing hair and oversized, don't-notice-me-sunglasses is just a coincidence, we're sure.