After giving birth to son Mason, Kourtney was anxious to give her baby a playmate. But things with longtime love Scott Disick were not all well in the bedroom, as the new mom so eloquently described to Kim while strolling in a park with baby Mason. "It was, like, very painful," Kourtney said of her attempts at intimacy with her beau. "It felt like a metal pole is literally ramming you in the crotch." She added, "Estrogen levels are so low when you're breastfeeding. That’s why you don’t get juicy down there. The juice isn’t loose." Kim advised Kourtney to invest in some lube, and we decided to invest in new batteries for our remote control.