Good news for Kimye's fetus! She won't be saddled with the name North West as previously rumored. Oh, but sorry, little fetus -- there's bad news, too:
"We have a list, and some of them are K names some of them aren't," Kim Kardashian told Jay Leno on Thursday. "[North] is not on our list. But you know what name I do like -- but it probably won't be on [our list], because it kinda goes with North -- I like Easton. Easton West. I think that's cute."
Don't mind that whooshing sound you hear. It's just poor Kimye Jr. issuing another heavy sigh.