Hey there, "Jersey Shore" kids. You're young, rich and orange. But where do you go from here? Wait -- don't exercise the slightest bit of brainpower, because we're going to answer that question for you. Now, on the eve of your show's new season -- in which you get in touch with what MTV thinks their Italian roots should be by serving pizza in Florence -- we're telling them what to do in the next phase of their careers... or, um, lives... or whatever you call them.