The sitch: The media has accused Tish of stepping out on hubby Billy Ray with rock icon Bret Michaels.
Humble suggestion: The increasingly Dina Lohanesque mother of Miley Cryus has herself in an awkward position. Michaels has denied that he had an affair with Tish, yet Billy Ray is still stomping out of interviews when the subject of his marriage comes up. Awkward on both ends. Obvious solution: Take a note from Miley and write a song about the whole mess. Then sing it. To yourself.