Seth Meyers kept things pretty classy as he opened the 2014 Emmys, delivering a witty monologue full of jokes about everything from the Emmys being held on a Monday night for the first time since 1976 to the prevalence of cable and Netflix nominees to the $1 million-per-episode salaries of "The Big Bang Theory" cast. He didn't get too personal, and it worked. Our favorite lines: "Tonight, we are all Crazy Eyes." And, sharing his preference for television over movies, Seth compared the medium to, well, we'll let him tell you: "Television has always been the booty call friend of entertainment." It sure has.