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Jared Leto, the Alterna-Douche
Why he's a D-bag: Yes, Jared Leto was the definition of hot as Claire Danes' love interest in "My So-Called Life," but today he's a 38-year-old posing as a self-obsessed, angst-ridden teenager with totally "rebellious" eyeliner and black nail polish.
Natural Habitat: Dark Hollywood clubs, usually seen staring at himself in any available reflective surface.
Favored Prey: Teenage groupies, poseur punks and '90s girls who still desperately want Jordan Catalano.
From Crowd Ignite