Seth Rogen turns 27 on April 15. We hope you slow down with the slim-down because we hardly recognize you these days, bro!
Shannen Doherty turned 38 on April 12. You already reprised your role as Brenda on "90210," but what you *should* wish for is to play Heather Duke from "Heathers" again. Remakes are hot. C'mon, we know you want to!
Claire Danes turned 30 on April 12. Wishing you happiness on your so-called birthday.
David Letterman turned 62 on April 12. We won't be flashing you, Dave, but that doesn't mean we don't wish you a happy birthday.
Andy Garcia turned 53 on April 12. Wishing you all the best on your special day.
Rick Schroder turned 39 on April 13. Hope you have some "Silver Spoons" handy to help you eat all that birthday cake.
Abigail Breslin turns 13 on April 14. Wishing our "Little Miss Sunshine" a bright, shiny year!
Sarah Michelle Gellar turns 32 on April 14. Congrats for making pregs list. We hope you have a boy and name him Prince Prinze!
Robert Carlyle turns 48 on April 14. You battled zombies 28 weeks ago and now you're trying to find your way out of "Stargate Universe." Good luck with that.
Emma Watson turns 19 on April 15. Hope you have a magical year at Hogwarts, er, we mean at university.
Emma Thompson turns 50 on April 15. We're hoping that you're dubbed a dame someday. We love you, Emma.
Martin Lawrence turns 44 on April 16. Hoping you get nutty on your birthday. You so crazy!
Victoria Beckham turns 35 on April 17. We can't wait to see an animated version of you in "SpongeBob SquarePants." You should show us your softer side more often!
Jennifer Garner turns 37 on April 17. We love us some Violet, but we hope to see more of Seraphina this year.
Liz Phair turns 42 on April 17. We can't wait for your new album. Keep on rockin', grrrl!
America Ferrera turns 25 on April 18. May you feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and bright.
Melissa Joan Hart turns 33 on April 18. Hope you have a bewitching year!
Maria Bello turns 42 on April 18. May all your birthday wishes come true.
Conan O'Brien turns 46 on April 18. Wishing you the best of luck as you move from "Late Night" to "The Tonight Show." We'll always tune in to you, Conan.
James Woods turns 62 on April 18. We hope you have a killer birthday, "Shark!"