By Mark Gray
1:30am PDT, Apr 19, 2023
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Tom Sandoval wasn't the only one who took Ariana Madix for a ride.
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That hairball is adorable. And so is the dog with Keanu Reeves.
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Is Joe Biden experiencing the storm QAnon was talking about?
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You know Los Angeles's homeless problem is out of hand when Rachel Bilson seeks shelter.
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Meek Mill should stick to the airwaves.
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Ironically, because of her unpopularity, Kamala Harris's political future could also be toast.
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Diplo believes his sexuality is a little more wishy washy.
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King Charles III isn't this close to his California grandkids.
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For years, Gigi Hadid was In-N-Out of her romance with Zayn Malik too.
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Some celebrities have bodyguards. Cathy Ang has protection.
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Is Dan Reynolds planning to pack those guns in his luggage?
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And you thought the last two presidents were horrible bosses.
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Some of Andie MacDowell's movies are bigger loads of crap.
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Cynthia Nixon doesn't know that it's not polite to stair.
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Fifth Harmony had their hands full with Camila Cabello.
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No longer a cannibal, but Armie Hammer is still a carnivore.
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The royals are usually only spinning tales in the British tabloids.
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There's more plastic in Kevin Federline's cart than there is in a Kardashian-Jenner's face.
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More of a baseball fan, Woody Harrelson gives basketball the finger.
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Even Jerry O'Connell's personality isn't this deep.
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Jaden Smith thinks mobile homes are all the rage.
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Considering who his girlfriend is, Chase Stokes seems to have more game than all these basketball players.
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The royal family didn't even camouflage their feelings about Meghan Markle this well.
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Goldie Hawn was giving Kurt Russell more lip service in "Overboard."
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Say what you will, but Alison Brie cleans up pretty well.
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This cinnamon roll is giving Florence Pugh more rings than Zach Braff ever did.
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Prior to this, the only alien Steven Spielberg knew was named Tom Cruise.
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Steven Tyler's political leanings are less pronounced.
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There are even more stories about Shakira's ex's affair.
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This is as close as Corey Gamble will get to having a seat at the Kardashian table.
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Lily James is more busted than Alex Murdaugh.
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Look at this dummy. And look at the mannequin next to King Charles too.
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Orlando Bloom's shorts are shorter than a millennial's attention span.
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Like a jazz band, Julia Fox travels with her own horn section.
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Ironically, single women often think of Pete Davidson as a nice little snack.
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Bob Odenkirk cleans up better than Leonardo DiCaprio at a singles convention.
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Been saying it for years: "American Idol" needs more character.
