Well, Madonna said she was a material girl. We just didn't realize that material was a giant turquoise scrunchie.
Will Ferrell won't let the swine flu get in the way of his tennis matches, or his hilarity.
Who likes taking their drop-dead gorgeous star quarterback husband to fancy galas at the Met, and generally having a perfect supermodel life? Gisele does!
It's all right, Ali Lohan. Hot mess disease isn't contagious. Might be genetic, though. That's rough.
Julia Roberts teaches her daughter the dangers of the sun. And when she's old enough, she'll teach her the wonders of the spray tan.
When a silver supermodel genie Kate Moss pops out of your lamp, be sure to take her to the Met's Costume Gala. Otherwise, no wishes for you.
Snoop Dogg weathers the storm during a Memphis concert in his favorite pizzoncho.
For Pam Anderson, the best way to avoid getting mustard on her pants is to not wear any pants. But to each their own.
On "Live with Regis & Kelly," hippie-chic Nicole Richie was all smiles until she tried to get off that stool. Then it was just a whole bunch of ripped paisley and awkwardness.
Forget the fighting, the ring girl is pretty much the only thing that will drag Jack Nicholson away from his LA Lakers.
Without Kim on hand, the lesser Kardashians have to pull out all the stops to get themselves photographed. They've even resorted to using giant neon lollipop props.
Listen, bald dude. When Diddy and Jay Z want to have a bromantic moment, we suggest you drop the 'tude, turn around, and mind your own beeswax.
In a new tactic to combat the paparazzi, Victoria Beckham dons a police officer's hat. Doesn't really do much good without the baton and mace, though.
No Doubt performs together for the first time in five years, and Gwen Stefani starts showing off her skills by saying "Look, no hands!"
C'mon guys, Jimmy Fallon isn't fooling around. He really wants to learn how to play the cymbals.
Janice Dickinson, it's like you were made for LOL Pics. Or at least, desperately trying to get into them.