"I think Barney should hook up with Betty White at some point. That's my big pitch. We'll see if it happens." — Neil Patrick Harris, talking about his womanizing character on "How I Met Your Mother" (E!)
"Mate, let's be honest. It's not really fair. I might be a little bedazzled by the ears and maybe the costume at first. That might throw Wolverine, but I don't think it will go twelve rounds." — Hugh Jackman, on who would win if Wolverine and Spock duked it out (Extra)
"I'm not sure what a producer does, but — I don't know, help get cool people in the cast?" — Paris Hilton, who is being sued for failing to promote her comedy "Pledge This!," responding to a lawyer who asked her to detail her responsibilities as an executive producer
"Puff probably lives the most like James Bond … Jamie Foxx got the swag for James Bond. He can sing too, so he can add a new element to Bond. Wooing the ladies … And I think I can guarantee the box office!" — Will Smith on "Extra," answering the question "Who would make a better black James Bond?"
"I was 21. We went to Vegas on a whim and we decided to get fake married … We went and bought a wedding dress and a suit at a thrift store, and scanned the pictures and the certificate to my family members, my manager at the time [and] totally freaked the s— out of them. It was the most hilarious, stupid prank I've ever pulled." — Katy Perry, talking to PopEater about her epic Vegas prank
"It's a huge responsibility. But I can't let that be in my head all the time. The biggest danger to me right now would be overthinking. When I am comfortable and having a good time, it works. I think that, at my best, I'm just a silly man having fun." — Conan O'Brien, talking to Parade magazine on taking over NBC's "The Tonight Show"
"It's no secret I had a drug problem. If I was to give you a number of Vicodin I would actually take in a day? Anywhere between 10 to 20. Valium, Ambien, the numbers got so high I don't even know what I was taking." — Eminem, opening up about his past drug addiction in the new issue of Vibe