The Afternoon Shortlist for April 3

Amy Winehouse just can't get enough of island life. The troubled singer is reportedly looking for a home in St. Lucia, which should really consider just putting her on its flag at this point. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Despite rumors that Jamie Spears has her social life on lockdown, Britney Spears was spotted out partying with backup dancer — and alleged new hookup — Chase Benz. Brace yourself for "K-Fed: The Sequel." (Popsugar)

Reese Witherspoon says she'll definitely pick up Joaquin Phoenix's hip-hop album, because he's a true artist who "knows what he's doing." Uh, did she miss a certain "Letterman" appearance? (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan hopped onstage during a Lily Allen concert, then grooved with the British singer to her cover of "Womanizer." The two have been fast friends ever since they made the sober, rational, 2 a.m. decision to copy Rihanna's "Shhh…" tattoo. (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus says she's been texting messages to her favorite "American Idol" hopeful, Allison Iraheta. She also thinks guyliner enthusiast Adam Lambert is "not [her] type," when we're pretty sure it's the other way around. (US)