By Wonderwall.com Editors
9:57pm PST, Dec 17, 2008
Jen's on the cover of GQ this month and she's showing off her signature pose yet again. So what's the Aniston? She's been pulling it off for years now. Half-naked, limbs crossed…you know the one. Let's take a look back…
With her "Rachel" haircut and plaintive expression, this photo of a Friends-era Aniston said: "I'm comfortable with my body, but I'm not ready to show you it all. I'm nervous. This is new to me. Please, be nice."
Friends has ended, Brad's by her side and she's got millions in the bank, but Jen's just sitting down because you know, she's just like us! She sits! Sometimes Indian style! This is the beginning of her "organic Herbal Essence" period.
So Brad broke her heart and took off with Angelina Jolie, the most dangerous man-trap the world has ever known. But how's Jen? How's America's Sweetheart? Well how does she look? Exact same pose. She's okay!
Jen's trademark "is she or is isn't she?" half-naked knot pose helps sell Smart Water. That's right, this is smart Jen. Thinking about the future Jen. Spokeswoman Jen. Makes you thirsty just looking at it.
Jen's tropical paradise. All that's missing from this shot is a fruity drink and a man. She's got everything but no one to share it with. Poor perky, perfectly-pedicured Jen.
Great hair? Check. Fun, frilly dress? Check. Unlady-like squat? Check. Adorable new-born bab-, er, puppy? Check. Jen's fresh – yet also familiar – start is complete.
And it all comes full circle with another perfect manifestation of the time-honored pose she's crafted and honed through all these years. They all led up to this. Naked. Knotted up. New haircut.
