The Morning Shortlist for April 22

Mariah Carey has been crowned the world's "least green" celeb for flying in her personal trainer from St. Barts. Sure it's extravagant, but don't her legs look better than that hippie Leo DiCaprio's? (Page Six)

Mariah Carey then and now

Lindsay Lohan has her friends in a tizzy because, since her breakup with Sam Ronson, she's been partying with the menfolk. That's right, young LiLo is reportedly adrift in a "sea of men" with no sapphic life vest in sight. Will no one stage a dude intervention? (Page Six)

Lindsay and Sam in happier times

Lauren Conrad's fashion aspirations refuse to die; the reality starlet is now creating a line of clothes for Kohl's. Lauren's newest collection promises to be more affordable, which is good since "Hills" fans already blew last year's allowance on text messaging and Heidiwood hot pants. (US)

Photos: Lauren Conrad

In these lean times, moviegoers need relatable working class heroines. Check out Elle.com's list of Hollywood everywomen, from Keri Russell in "Waitress" to Jennifer Aniston in "The Good Girl." (Elle.com)

Vanessa Hudgens is slated to star in a remake of "Beauty and the Beast." She'll play the Beauty role, of course. Zac Efron will sulk silently outside her trailer and wonder if he'll ever feel pretty enough. (ONTD)

Vanessa Hudgens in "High School Musical" and more