The Morning Shortlist for February 5

Jessica Alba tells Elle Magazine that losing weight after the birth of her daughter reduced her to tears. Come to think of it, Tears on a Treadmill sounds like a great title for Jessica Alba's next movie. (US)

Jennifer Aniston says she has a hard time figuring out if guys are into her, joking that friends thought some of her exes were gay. Is she talking about this guy? (US)

Michael Phelps says he had a tough time breaking the bonggate news to his mom. Lucky for him, Debbie Phelps holds the world record for maternal chillness. (People)

Etta James and Beyonce are reportedly headed for a Duff/Dunaway style feud. How many times must we tell you young pop stars – stay off old Hollywood's lawn! (TMZ)

Pop singer Jewel has reportedly signed on for the new season of Dancing With The Stars. The full celebrity cast remains shrouded in an infinite mystery only Dan Brown could explain. (E! Online)