Sylvester Stallone turns 63 on July 6. We admit, things have been a bit "rocky" between us, but we can't ignore your birthday. Hope you have a great one!
50 Cent turns 33 on July 6. This is how we do: We make a move and wish you a happy birthday "In da Club."
Ringo Starr turns 69 on July 7. Hope you have a terrific birthday with a little help from your friends. Cheers!
Jaden Smith turns 11 on July 8. Hoping those nasty Cobra Kais don't get to you, Jaden. Best wishes!
Kevin Bacon turns 51 on July 8. We wanted to personally wish you a happy birthday, but it turns out we're separated by six degrees.
Anjelica Huston turns 58 on July 8. Happy birthday, Anjelica! We were trying to think of a good "Addams Family" reference, and lo and behold, your birthday falls on a Wednesday this year.
Toby Keith turns 48 on July 8. On your birthday, it's enough to just "Get Drunk and Be Somebody." Bottoms up!
Fred Savage turns 33 on July 9. Happy birthday, Fred. Bet your WONDER-ing where all the YEARS went … Ba-dum-bum-ching!
Tom Hanks turns 53 on July 9. Bet you wish Zoltar could make you young again now that you're getting on in years. Oh, we kid. Happy birthday, Tom!
Jessica Simpson turns 29 on July 10. Glad to see you working out your issues via reality TV again. We hope you find "The Price of Beauty" in your new show, but we're guessing the next birthday girl can tell you what it costs.
Lisa Rinna turns 46 on July 10. Happy birthday, Lips! Er, oops, we meant Lisa. Happy birthday, Lisa.