Bono turns 49 on May 10. Why not take a break from being a mega-famous musician trying to save the world and be a mega-famous musician celebrating your birthday instead? Best wishes!
Stephen Baldwin turns 43 on May 12. Hoping your appearance on "I'm A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here!" is a riot. With Speidi in the mix, it's guaranteed to be a hot mess.
Emilio Estevez turns 47 on May 12. Emilio, you need to make a cameo in a good remake. "Young Guns" perhaps? Or maybe "Breakfast Club"? You could play the role of the principal this time around.
Jason Biggs turns 31 on May 12. Hoping you celebrate this day with a proper birthday cake and not a freshly baked warm apple pie.
Tony Hawk turns 41 on May 12. Hey Tony, don't ollie over your birthday. Getting old sucks, but we hope you keep freestyling until you're way over the hill.
Robert Pattinson turns 23 on May 13. What do you get the guy who already has the undying adoration of millions of tween girls? Anyway, Twilight some candles, R-Patz.
Stephen Colbert turns 45 on May 13. This year NASA named a treadmill after you. For your birthday we decided to name a star after you. It only cost us two easy payments of $9.95!
Cate Blanchett turns 40 on May 14. But in Benjamin Button years, you're only about 30!
George Lucas turns 65 on May 14. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away … you were born. Today we celebrate that glorious day. Happy birthday!
Jamie-Lynn Sigler turns 28 on May 15. Hoping a Soprano … and an alto and a baritone … sing "Happy Birthday" to you.
Megan Fox turns 23 on May 16. Maybe with another year will come another inch on that tiny waist of yours!
Tori Spelling turns 36 on May 16. We hope you have some great "sTori Telling" to do after your amazing birthday celebration! Wishing you a fun one!
Janet Jackson turns 43 on May 16. Your first name ain't baby, it's Janet. Miss Birthday Girl Jackson if we're nasty!
Pierce Brosnan turns 56 on May 16. From Remington Steele to James Bond to … "Mamma Mia!"? Hoping to see you in more debonair spy roles and in less campy musicals … just saying.