How to Create the Lindsay Lohan Milkshake, In 6 Steps

By Dana Flax

Last night, Czar of the Costume Change Lindsay Lohan just, you know, dropped by her fave hangout Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood, Calif. to school some kids on how to make the perfect milkshake. (Publicity stunt? Not our LiLo!)

Wonderwall got an exclusive peek at her top-secret recipe, and we just had to share its deliciousness. After all, Queen Ginger would teach you herself, but she'd have to charge.

Step 1: Put on Gloves

Lindsay Lohan is very concerned with sanitation practices, folks. Familiarity with spray tanning is a plus; helps move the prep process along.

Step 2: Forget Where You Are

Hmm … What were we doing? Oh yeah! Let's make a milkshake, friends!

Step 3: Have a B-down

No Lindsay Lohan signature product would be complete without a mid-milkshake meltdown! Hey, give 'em what they want.

Step 4: Flash a Little Tata

Hey guys, preparing food, although sometimes necessary, can be seriously bo-ring. May as well show everyone how fun it can be with a special appearance from one of your best girls. Peek-a-boobie!

Step 5: Tooth Freeze!

Milkshakes probably aren't included in Lindsay's diet of Red Bull and scraps of parchment paper, so her teeth may be a tad sensitive to anything frozen.

Step 6: Bounce

Scour for the coolest-looking guy in the ice cream parlor (anyone with sleeves strongly discouraged), grab the aspiring lumberjack, bat a few fake lashes and roll out of this joint fast. LiLo's boob has several more appearances to make tonight, people.