Contrary to popular Internet speculation, Katy Perry neither kissed a Madden nor liked it on Valentine's Day.

According to People Magazine, Paris Hilton's ex and the pop starlet were spotted cuddling and dancing together at the Hard Rock Hotel's Wasted Space in Las Vegas following Perry's Valentine's show. An observer even noted "some chemistry there."

Not so, says Perry. The singer took to her Tumblr blog to refute the story.

"Oh kittens! It's two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other .... doesn't mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don't just do that with anyone! That's just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy Valentine's [Day] with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to Kitty Purry/Markus Molinari."

Phew! That means Perry's celibacy vow is still intact. And Katy's cat Kitty Purry can purr calmly once more as Markus Molinari is merely her owner's "main gay." Glad that's all cleared up!