"Prostitution whore" almost sounds quaint in 2012.

The season four reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off on Bravo Sunday night -- with parts two and three airing over the next two weeks -- and, as anticipated, host Andy Cohen moderated one of the most brutal (and entertaining) reunions in Housewives history. Here, Us recaps the evening's most shocking, outrageous quotes from the Garden State crew.

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"It sounds like we have a lot to talk about." --Cohen, noting that Teresa Giudice hadn't been in the same room with the other women (except for sister-in-law Melissa Gorga) in a year

"You and your Christmas pageant dress, sit down and shut the f--k up!" --Caroline Manzo to  Giudice, who interjects as Jacqueline Laurita tearfully discusses son Nicholas' autism

"You're the Devil, you're sick and you're going to Hell!" --Laurita to Giudice

"I'm sick of talking to your weave, can you turn around?" --Gorga to Giudice, sitting beside on the couch

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"You have three rolls: Blubber, blubber and blubber," --Giudice to Manzo, who replies, "I f--king wear them proud!"

"This bitch is crazy," --Gorga, muttering under her breath about Giudice to Kathy Wakile

"I will rip her f---ing head off!" --Rosie Pierri (Wakile's sister and Giudice's first cousin) exploding off camera after Giudice slams her late father

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"She still hasn't defined napalm, because she can't." --Caroline's daughter Lauren Manzo, who claims Giudice's blog is written by a ghostwriter

"Glitter eye shadow. . . " Giudice, accusing Gorga of copying her eye makeup look from the season three reunion

"I feel it." Gorga, after Giudice tells her "I love you."

This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion: 10 Craziest Quotes