By Molly Claire Goddard
10:30am PDT, Jul 22, 2025
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Just like the rest of the public,
Jon Stewart wishes he hadn't seen the alleged note from
Donald Trump to
Jeffrey Epstein. During a broadcast of
The Daily Show, the comedian slammed the lewd message
The Wall Street Journal claims the president penned for the late s** offender for his 50th birthday in 2003.
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When Jon Stewart got behind the news desk, he made it clear he was not amused by the note Donald Trump allegedly wrote for Jeffrey Epstein that featured a woman sans clothing. Quoting the letter, the funnyman began, "'Every day is another wonderful secret.' I f****** threw up in my own mouth on that one." Continued the comedian, "Every line in that card sounds like the password you have to use to get into the [s** party] in Eyes Wide Shut. How much must it have sucked to be the next guy in the office that had to sign that Epstein birthday card — 'You want me to just… You want me to sign it right by the p**** hair, or just by the little t******?'"
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Following The Wall Street Journal's report, Donald Trump sued the publication for $10 billion, claiming the salacious note was not written by him. "This is not me," the right-wing politician said. "This is a fake thing. It's a fake Wall Street Journal story. I never wrote a picture in my life. I don't draw pictures of women. It's not my language. It's not my words." Trump continued by threatening to take legal action: "Just like I sued everyone else," he said.
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Donald Trump's name can be found in the ledger along with typewritten text in the latter he claims was not written by him for Jeffrey Epstein. "Inside the outline of the [woman without clothes] was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person," The Wall Street Journal alleged. The message reportedly reads, "Donald: Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." The passage continues, "Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret."
