Mischa Barton barks up a storm with some new best friends at the Harrods Summer Sale event in London. Fancy dogs with bows don't poop on people … or do they?
Is Brad Pitt really that big of a Michael Jackson fan or is this just another opportunity for him to show off his ripped arms? Verdict: We'd be more impressed if he showed off his moonwalk instead.
Victim of optical illusion or a serious case of lollipop head syndrome? Lindsay Lohan worriedly shills some of her new Sevin Nyne tanning spray at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
While filming the new season of "Gossip Girl," Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick harbor serious resentment — with an appropriate grain of cool-guy nonchalance — toward the only thing they've ever seen that's prettier than they are: a fire-engine red Ferrari.
Renee Zellweger isn't willing Spidey webs to shoot forth from her fingers. Nope, she's merely hailing a cab after a widely publicized date with Bradley Cooper in New York City.
Robert Pattinson, on location for his film "Remember Me," pays homage to famed vampire rabbit, Bunnicula, while visiting New York.
Is Jessica Simpson cheating on beau Tony Romo or is she just really excited to see longtime hairstylist Ken Paves? Um, well, the latter, actually. However, she did consider taking Tony on her trip to Washington, D.C., but he's just a mess with a curling iron.
Never one to be outdone by Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria sports a $2,500 bag (and probably some super expensive designer jeans and ridiculously over-priced sunglasses) to their shared hairstylist Ken Paves' salon. Cool out, Eva. Jessica saw him first.
We assume that the backdrop behind Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds at the German premiere of "The Proposal" roughly translates as the film's title, but then again, our German is pretty much limited to, "I am wienerschnitzel."
Lily Allen, who only reads fancy, rich people magazines like "The Spectator," proves just how elitist she truly is by wearing leggings made from the hide of the only rainbow leopard ever successfully poached by man.
For shame, Ms. Allen.
Emerging from the wild, Keanu Reeves goes on a juant through Paris, trying to figure out the translation for "Whoa dude" in French.
Queen of Understatement Mariah Carey just realized that photogs are snapping candids of her. Oops! Good thing she was already peeking seductively over her sunglasses while standing in front of a New York Plaza Hotel window.
Now that Kevin is engaged, Nick Jonas is a little worried about competing with Joe for their older brother's former 8 percent share in the collective dreams of tween girl fans.
Pictured here outside the Gramercy Hotel in New York City, Rihanna displays her enthusiasm for the resurgence of laser tag as a viable birthday party option. OMG. That's, like, so '90s, RiRi!
Showing Switzerland how we do in America, Bruce Springsteen is the indisputable boss of epic armpit sweat.
A longtime follower of the doctrine of Dereon, Kanye West really doesn't think you're ready for this jelly while posing with girlfriend Amber Rose and his spiritual leader, Beyonce, at the BET Awards.
Asher Roth shows a lizard how college kids love to wear boat shoes and throw their arms out at the camera, hip-hop style, while partying at the SoBe Lifewater Summer Fridays kickoff event.
After hearing that Guy Ritchie is a champion drinker, patriot Justin Timberlake enlists reinforcements, a.k.a. the biggest bloke he could find, to join his team in a boozing competition at Guy's pub, The Punchbowl, in London.
Everybody's favorite TV wife and fro-yo connoisseur Cheryl Hines experiences Pinkberry-Ordering Stultification Syndrome over the paralyzing multitude of delicious frozen yogurt topping choices.
A lifelong coolsmith, Jack Nicholson breathes new life into chartreuse as an acceptable shade for "business casual" attire.
Courtney Love, out for a walk in Manhattan, steals a page from Meg Ryan's post-"Courage Under Fire" shaggy-boho style book.
More than familiar with the term "prosper," Pharrell Williams throws up his live-long digits to represent on behalf of his homedawgs, Cap'n Kirk and Spizzock.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilary Swank, currently filming "The Resident" in New York City, simultaneously rock the "I'm-super-grizzly-yet-surprisingly-sexy-in-a-clean-cut-ensemble-while-holiding-this-to-go-cup" look.
Anderson Cooper reveals a disappointing secret about the illusory nature of television newscasting: He can wear just about anything he wants below the belt 'cause it won't show up in the frame. More disconcerting than this news is our subsequent mental image of Tom Brokaw in a sassy skirt and high heels.
A new graduate of the Haylie Duff School for Sibling Hangers-On, Annalynne McCord's sister, Angel, horns in on a photo op at the Raise Hope for the Congo event in Los Angeles.
Rehabillated spicy tuna roll addict Jeremy Piven gives fans a reassuring smile before digging into his non-sushi, non-sashimi, seaweed salad-only lunch.
Jennifer Garner, while waiting outside a restaurant in Brentwood, Calif., thinks Ben Affleck better have a mighty good explanation for being this late.
While filming in New York, Tracy Morgan has his funny meter in tow just in case his latest co-star, Bruce "Look Who's Talking Too" Willis, gets a little carried away with the tiresome baby impressions.