Celebrity Financial Woes

Lindsay "Hot Mess" Lohan has been rumored to be out of money and spending double what she earns. With no movies on the horizon and Sam's credit card out of the picture, we think signing up as an eHarmony spokesperson may be the way to go.

Michael Jackson has money problems? No way. He's trying desperately to halt the upcoming auction of thousands of his worldly possessions. C'mon MJ, can't you share your crystal-covered tube socks and life-sized, breathing Darth Vader dolls with the rest of us?

Donald Trump sold his name to a Mexican condo project which has folded. Investors, who are out $32 million, are now suing him. Moral of the story: Next time you're considering investing in celebrity-branded products, Justin Timberlake's tequila may be a safer bet.

Queen Latifah is being sued by two former employees, who she allegedly owes over $1 million combined. Word to the wise: Don't expect to be paid by anyone who dubs themselves as royalty. Prince pays his staff in cheekless pants and raspberry berets.

Ex-"Grey's Anatomy" star Isaiah Washington has been evicted from his LA home after owing $100K (five months) in rent. Maybe he should write a self-help book "How Homophobia Left Me Homeless" … though Amazon probably wouldn't sell it.

Tom Sizemore's ex-lawyer from his 2006 assault suit is now suing him. The actor reportedly owes him $74K. In keeping with his pathetic persona, Sizemore also allegedly stole multiple cell phones, a pen and a highlighter from a Verizon Wireless store in Los Angeles. In his defense, we've heard the Sanford Sharpie Liquid Accent Highlighter in yellow is irresistible.

Method Man's Lincoln Navigator was repossessed because he owed over $50K in back taxes. Method assures us it's not because he's broke, it's because he's been too high (for the last seven years) to pay his taxes. Phew, we thought it was something serious.

After risking foreclosure last summer and now battling cancer, Ed McMahon is now facing a lawsuit. The Griffin Group is reportedly suing the TV personality for an unpaid $100K loan. Let's work this out … how about he gives you $10, but written on a really big check, along with some balloons?

Dustin Diamond was sued by We Energies for over $2K of past-due utility bills. His house faced foreclosure, but with the help of some fan donations, he got the suit thrown out. Wait, Screech still has fans?

Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion. Amid the court dates, he flew to Dubai for a hotel opening and was outed by red-carpet photos from the event. Cops were then outed for reading Perez Hilton. We don't know what's worse.