Kristi Noem is not happy with the creators of South Park.
The Secretary of Homeland Security called into CNN to slam the Comedy Central series' portrayal of her as a Botox-obsessed dog killer.

"It's so lazy, it constantly makes fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that," Noem explained during a chat with the left-leaning cable news network. "If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can't. They just pick something petty like that."
The parody of Donald Trump's pal shows her murdering puppies as staffers attempt to keep her face looking in tip-top shape with injectables despite her features continuing to melt down.

The episode riffed off of Noem's 2024 book, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, where she admits to taking the life of a dog. "Cricket was a wirehair pointer, about 14 months old," the former governor of South Dakota wrote in the tell-all about the pet she claimed had an "aggressive personality."
"I hated that dog," she continued before noting how "untrainable" the pup was. "At that moment. I realized I had to put her down. It was not a pleasant job, but it had to be done. And after it was over, I realized another unpleasant job needed to be done."
The 53-year-old has also been criticized for what some have called her "MAGA Makeover" since landing her new job in Washington, D.C.

The recent plot about Noem is far from the first time South Park trolled Trump and members of his team. In another storyline from Season 27, the current president is depicted in bed with Satan while complaining about his microp****.
"This show hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention," spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in a response. "President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country's history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump's hot streak."