By Melissa Hunter
Take it from Lindsay Lohan, when applying your daily dose of Sevin Nyne tanning spray, put a little extra in your hair for that sexy "Something About Mary"-chic look.
OK Justin and Drew, whoever can hold the fake laugh longer wins!
"OK, breathe, Kim. Remember your flag girl lessons. All you have to do is hold up the flag, and then … um … OMG, I forgot the next part, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap." –Kim Kardashian's inner monologue at the Pepsi Max car race
Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber, and their son compose the most adorable totem pole the world has ever seen.
Kristin Cavallari is almost as good at pretending to be candid in photographs as she is on TV.
All right, David Duchovny, you've got a hit show and a killer body, but walking on water? Now you're just showing off.
In the middle of her concert, Katy Perry takes a moment to speak out for the rights of strawberries everywhere. A real activist, that one.
Meanwhile, Lady GaGa disregards all of the PETA protesters and fashions a slaughtered Sesame Street muppet as a dress. Just shameless, really.
Kevin Dillon has the Johnny Drama character nailed. Something about having a more famous brother just clicks with him.
Adriana Lima wants to remind you all that her normal-sized arms and normal-sized stomach are that way because she's pregnant. But don't worry, a week after her delivery she'll be back to her inconceivably shapely supermodel body.
The ever-professional Diane Keaton is always camera-ready in case Woody Allen decides to make a sequel to "Annie Hall."
Watch out for Joe Jonas on the baseball field. He will hit the ball and dance his way to first base while singing harmonies and waving to screaming girls in the bleachers so fast, it will make your head spin. We're dizzy just thinking about it.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, it is with great pleasure that I present to you: Me. Minnie Driver."
Some actors scowl at paparazzi. Others may attack them. But the always classy Pierce Brosnan salutes the paps' noble efforts. Who else will bravely take pictures of celebs picking their noses so we can include them in LOL Pics every week? Now let them continue with their civic duty of sitting in camouflage fatigues outside of Lindsay Lohan's bathroom window. Thank you.