How did his story never, uh, leak before?
During a virtual meeting with Navy members to promote "Top Gun: Maverick," Miles Teller casually revealed that his wife once bought him a fancy toilet for Christmas one year, and he loved the crap out of it.
The toilet talk came after service member said she was in Japan. According to Men's Health, Miles quickly chimed in, "I was in Tokyo and that was the first time I used one of those Toto toilets. You know what one of those is, dude? It's a heated toilet! And it sprays you and then air-dries you. They know what they're doing over there!"
One person on the virtual call said they had a Toto toilet. Miles noted that he did, too.
"Dude, my wife got it for me for Christmas, which was really nice of her," he said. "I put it in the downstairs bathroom so everybody could use it. And they spend so much time in there, it is ridiculous."
In other words, do your business and get off the pot!