Which uber-charming, big and small screen leading man harbors a secret food fetish starring his body and the grossest member of the condiment family: Mayonnaise? Let the guessing games begin.
Couldn't you just see McDreamy starring in a family-friendly commercial for Hellman's mayonnaise? Ok, now what about an X-rated sex-tape starring the "Grey's" doc and a delicious lemon garlic aoli? If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Julian McMahon from "Nip/Tuck" topped our list of possible culprits. His character once bedded Rosie O'Donnell and even got it on with a hermaphrodite. Could McMahon himself be into freaky, high-fat sex? Nah, it's never the obvious choice.
Does Mr. Big have a little secret? We can totally imagine Samantha advising Carrie to slather on the Miracle Whip, but "Sex and the City" is not REAL life, ladies. Then again, Noth has bulked up a bit recently…
Once famous for romancing a mannequin and hanging with a dead guy named Bernie, McCarthy's had a career renaissance as Lindsay Price's boyfriend on "Lipstick Jungle". In reality, he seems like a totally normal guy… who likes his mayo? Perhaps.
Think about it: an ad featuring a hologram of Don Draper — naked — save for a thin layer of mayonnaise the viewer can virtually massage into his manly strapping body. SOLD.
When you bring out the Mayer, you bring out the best!