Britney Spears is condemning the drunken misbehavior of two of her Circus roadies. Britney may have done some stupid things, y'all, but brawling and getting tased are not among them. (People)
Rihanna's lineup of hang-out dates continues to get more bizarre. First it was karaoke with Wilmer Valderrama. Now it's sushi with No. 1 bromancer Brody Jenner. We guess they are still better companions than the alternative. (Page Six)
If Olympian Shawn Johnson has a long run on "Dancing With the Stars," she looks to get paid more than $350,000. Hopefully that will help offset the mental damage caused by gun-toting studio intruders. (E! Online)
Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly called off her wedding to baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. Between this and Bristol Palin's broken nuptials, is the shotgun wedding no longer a sacred American institution? (Pink is The New Blog)
Michael Jackson has reportedly demanded an elephant to ride around his "This Is It" concert, with panthers on gold chains just for good measure. You think M.J. would have learned a lesson about keeping expensive wildlife. (ICYDK)