By Wonderwall.com Editors
5:37am PDT, Jul 13, 2009
Chace Crawford turns 24 on July 18. Hey, Chace, it's your birthday, so kick off your Sunday shoes because tonight you gotta cut loose, footloose!
Patrick Stewart turns 69 on July 13. Happy birthday, Mr. Stewart. Hope you boldly go where no almost-septuagenarian has gone before.
Brian Austin Green turns 36 on July 15. Hope you can wrangle Megan Fox ASAP, because your dimming limelight will turn off completely as soon as she stops breaking up with you.
Forest Whitaker turns 48 on July 15. From our "Vantage Point," all signs point to a great birthday! On a related note, sorry we couldn't "Shield" you from our punny birthday humor.
Corey Feldman turns 38 on July 16. Hope you keep seeing the man in the mirror when you get dressed in the morning.
Will Ferrell turns 42 on July 16. Happy birthday! May your life be as long as Crystal Gayle's hair.
David Hasselhoff turns 57 on July 17. Ooh, yes! We hear they're making a "Baywatch" movie, and we hope, pray and wish on our lucky stars that you will make a cameo. Mitch Buchannon is afloat!
Vin Diesel turns 42 on July 18. Hope your birthday is neither fast nor furious … and don't worry, we won't judge if it becomes "xXx"-rated (*wink*).
Jared Padalecki turns 27 on July 19. We didn't have to use any "Supernatural" powers to find out your birthday. That's what Wikipedia is for, silly! Have a happy one, Jared.
