It's Apple Martin's Lonely Hearts Club Dad.
Matthew Broderick knows that being married to one of the biggest fashion icons of our time means he has to bring it. And by 'bring it', we mean dressing like the vacationing forest gnome from the Travelocity commercials.
Carrot Top is the reddest object in the universe. He's a big red fiery flameball of hot burning beautiful redness. So how come he sort of gives us the blues?
Ever wondered what Rainbow Brite would look like if she grew up to become an exotic dancer? Well wonder no more, because Mariah's porn star proxy Mary Carey has shown us.
Self-proclaimed sex-addicted comedian Russell Brand ponders two things when he wakes up every morning: how many women will he bed, and how can he best make his hair look like a falcon's nest.
Is it cold outside, or is Paris Hilton just making sure that nobody forgets what her boobs look like?