Chris Brown reportedly tipped off the paparazzi to his Miami meeting with Rihanna in order to stir up good publicity. If he's so press-savvy, why did he climb on the jet-ski-of-no-remorse? (Page Six)
In recession news: Paris Hilton is allegedly dropping $280,000 on a diamond dashboard for her Bentley. This sounds like the anti-airbag. (The Superficial)
Brad Pitt has arranged a meeting with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to discuss his charity efforts in New Orleans. Brad is now tied with George Clooney for the "Celebs Who Do Good While Looking Good" award. (Celebitchy)
British singer Adele is apologizing to Justin Timberlake for getting nervous and "making it seem like I didn't want to meet [him]" at this year's Grammys. Don't worry, Adele. He gets that all the time. (People)
Robert De Niro is joining Al Pacino to sue a German watchmaker who used their images from "Righteous Kill" without compensation. You haven't known fear until you're being sued by Al Pacino and Robert De Niro at the same time. (E! Online)