If there's one universal truth in life, it's this: Everyone loves a free t-shirt, even moneybags music legends. On Monday night, Paul McCartney did his best (OK, the Beatles icon begged a little) to score one of the Brooklyn Nets tees being tossed into the crowd as the team took on the Philadelphia 76ers at Barclays Center. Unfortunately, the coveted piece of cotton landed a row ahead of Sir Paul, who cheekily informed the new owner, "That's mine!" Meanwhile, please feel free to insert your favorite Beatles puns (e.g., "Help! I need somebody's T-shirt!"), because we respect you too much to do it.