By Wonderwall.com Editors
7:47am PST, Jan 23, 2009
At Newsweek's annual Oscar roundtable this week, nominees were asked if they ever Google themselves. Best Actor nom Brad Pitt responded, "Dear God. No. Never. First of all, I don't really know how to operate a computer." Does anyone?
Former technophobe Jessica Alba once claimed, "I don't have a MySpace thingy." Luckily for her fans, Alba has since conquered her fear by creating a profile on the MySpacebook Interweb Doo-dad Whatchamacallit.
When asked to describe his tech savviness, Willis once said: "I know how to turn the computer on. I know where the disc goes, in that little slot. I can't always get it out, but I know where it should go." (That's also what she said).
"I don't own a cell phone because…the old way always worked for me," Vince Vaughn says to TRL host Damien Fahey. "You call me, I call you back, like a gentleman." A gentleman with a rotary phone, we guess.
During a Q&A at the 2008 Santa Barbara Film Festival, Angelina Jolie told the audience, "I don't really know how to turn on a computer." Her many male fans, on the other hand – very computer savvy.
Orlando Bloom once told Jimmy Kimmel, regarding computers and email, "I just never wanted to buy into it." We think that's pretty solid financial advice – sell all your "E-mail" stock ASAP!
Tom Cruise said to the Daily Star, "I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewelry, no wallet. I simply want to be with my children and make movies." Someone should tell him he can still do all that stuff and also have a wallet.
Sci-Fi star Keanu Reeves tells Parade, "I don't own a computer and I don't email. I just hope people won't totally lose the ability to write letters because it's a good way to communicate." So Neo's secret to ruling The Matrix is THERE IS NO MATRIX!
In a NY Times Magazine interview, Jennifer Aniston admits, "I'm really computer illiterate. When I see people on their BlackBerrys, working them like some girls work a hair dryer, I'm just stunned." Wait, just what kind of hair dryer is she using?
