PETA has named the Material Girl 2009's Worst Dressed Celebrity. "When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984," says the catty animal rights group. So who else topped their list of furry foes?
Double your leather, double your displeasure? "Fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds," says PETA. "Maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe deflects bulimia gossip. Somewhere someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls."
Is Maggie Gyllenhaal the new Cruella de Vil? PETA sure thinks so. They've nicknamed her "Maggot," and speculate that "maybe Christian Bale dropped her on her head during an action sequenace in 'The Dark Knight.'" Ouch.
Kanye West was the sole male to make the list. "He deserves a 'lifetime bereavement award' for all of the corpses in his closet," PETA said. "You can't claim to be 'the voice of this generation' while flaunting fur, which is old school and cruel."
Finally, Elizabeth Hurley might want to rethink that pink leather catsuit: PETA nicknamed her "Elizabeth Who-ley" and said the "faded siren might focus on the remains of her career" rather than "flaunting the remains of animals." ME-OW.