For the first time in her life, Christina Aguilera wears the least amount of makeup of anyone in a picture.
Paris Hilton puckers up for her boyfriend Doug. And by pucker, we of course mean cartoonishly opening her mouth wider than anyone should unless they're consuming a giant hamburger.
When looking out at the paparazzi, covered in glitter, fake tan, newly bleached hair, and a hot pink dress, Amanda Bynes realizes she's a couple weeks late to Barbie's birthday party.
Striking a pose at the "Dressed to Kilt" charity fashion show, Mike Myers accidentally made us laugh harder than he has in years.
Pamela Anderson's boyfriend and son go surfing while she anxiously tries to tell them that she never learned how to surf, let alone swim. "Baywatch" was all CGI and stunt doubles.
At "Dressed to Kilt," Kellie Pickler shows some Scottish pride by … sticking her finger into a socket?
At the ShoWest conference in Las Vegas, Robert Downey Jr. sings a compelling rendition of "My Heart Will Go On."
Milla Jovovich imitates a velociraptor for her daughter in a park … the hottest velociraptor the Jurassic Age could ever imagine.
Christina Milian returns to LA after a trip to Hawaii looking, umm, sun-kissed. Actually it looks more like the sun slobbered all over her.
Pete Wentz is just so darned excited to get to the Kids' Choice Awards, he can't wait for the driver to let him out … or the car to stop.
When it's 5 a.m., you're on the Mayercraft, and John Mayer is giving you a piggyback ride, you know you've made it to the big time.
Perez Hilton drives every straight man mad, as he clearly has no idea what to do with Kim Kardashian in his arms.
It's so weird how Ed Westwick can't seem to shake those gay rumors.
Happy parents Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale play with Kingston on a playground. Kingston, however, does not seem too cool with the swing spinning that's about to ensue.
It's not just LA, Brody. We don't heart you either.
The eco-conscious Osbournes traded in their regular-sized Hummer for a mini one … though it somehow still only gets 8 miles per gallon.
At "The Tudors" Season 3 launch party, Jonathan Rhys Meyers thinks to himself, "Look at these lips. Can you beat these lips?"
Brooke Hogan takes some initiative when she decides this mannequin isn't showing enough skin. Really, there's no midriff or anything.
Adele promotes her new album "19" by singing on a street corner. The open guitar case, not pictured, is directly to her right.
Tori Spelling's casual over-the-shoulder wave is getting a little rusty.
Bill Nighy is either go-go dancing, promoting peace, or giving a wonky salute. In any case, we dig it.
Good thing Avril has that neon pink helmet on, because it looks like she's about to keel over.