The Morning Shortlist for April 29

Hugh Hefner says Holly Madison is the love of his life, and that he'd like her to move back into the Playboy Mansion. But what of Crystal, Krystal and … Chrysanthemum, or whatever Hef's new girlfriends are named? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Photos: Holly Madison

Mel Gibson made his first public appearance with Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at the "Wolverine" premiere in Los Angeles. At the very least this display of affection should make Mrs. Gibson's divorce lawyers very happy. (US)

TMZ is absolutely positive they've found the living, breathing Tupac Shakur in New Orleans. Er, they add, "unless we're terribly mistaken." Check out the three completely mistakable profile shots of the "alive Tupac" and decide for yourself. (TMZ)

Don't worry about Paris Hilton catching the swine flu; the star says she "doesn't eat that." This would make some sort of twisted sense if Paris was talking about keeping kosher, but apparently she has no idea what the swine flu is. (Celebitchy)

Photos: Paris and Doug

Check out Katy Perry's latest video for her single "Waking Up in Vegas." If she really wanted to restart the gossip mill, she should have called the song "Waking Up in Vegas with Benji Madden." (Celebuzz)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did it. Salma Hayek and that French man of means did it too. Why is it that so many celebrities seem to have two weddings? E! Online breaks it down for us common folk. (E! Online)

Photos: Heidi and Spencer's wedding scrapbook

Photos: Speidi the happy couple

Photos: Salma Hayek

Sam Lutfi won't be getting near Britney Spears anytime soon. The Spears family's temporary restraining order against the pop star's former manager/bizarro life coach has been extended for 3 years. Now, no one give Brit Brit a cell phone. (US)

Photos: Britney's "Circus" and more