The Morning Shortlist for May 11

Justin Timberlake hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend and, as might be expected, he took part in a hilarious, though slightly off-color, digital short with Andy Samberg called, uh, "Mother Lover." Warning: Not appropriate to share with your actual mother. (NBC)

Photos: Andy Samberg

It took 17 years, but Jimmy Fallon finally has his B.A. in communications. The "Late Night" host was awarded an honorary degree after giving a commencement speech at Saint Rose College. OK, Jimmy, but what are you going to do with that? (People)

Photos: Jimmy Fallon

Jessica Simpson is in trouble with PETA after she refused to cancel a concert at Sea World. C'mon PETA, let a girl earn some of that theme park money. (Socialite Life)

Daisy De La Hoya of "Daisy of Love" was rushed to the hospital, due either to a "possible overdose" or "exhaustion." Maybe she was just worn out from having to sift through all those eligible bachelors on her reality show. (Celebitchy)

Kim Kardashian is joining with sister Kourtney to be part of E!'s Drive Safe campaign. We know we've always felt more comfortable knowing a Kardashian sister is behind the wheel. (E! Online)

Photos: Kim with her sisters and more

Oprah Winfrey's house in Montecito, Calif., was reportedly evacuated due to danger from nearby wildfires. Luckily, the queen of talk TV has a few other options of where to stay. (US)

Photos: Oprah

Heidi Klum and Seal renewed their vows over the weekend with a "white trash" theme party. The whole affair sounds like a fairy tale, if your sort of fairy tale involves mullet wigs and American flag jackets. (RadarOnline)

Photos: Heidi Klum