The Shortlist for June 30

By Jennifer Odell

Madge's daughter Lourdes, who's collaborating on a clothing line with her mom, has launched a blog in which she shares tips about palettes for fall ("my least favorite color is brown because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross"), the wonders of '80s-era shorts ("the kind that makes your butt look kinda big, with a grunge-looking shirt tucked in"), and more pearls of style wisdom for the 13-year-old set. (MaterialGirlCollection)

After weeks of heavy-handed online hints (and gratuitous blogged photos of people measuring her famous body parts), Kim Kardashian has confirmed that her likeness is being cast in wax for New York's Madame Tussauds museum. It's hard to tell from the wax head, but seems safe to assume the statue will be a bikini-clad Kim holding a camera phone up to her booty. (KimKardashian.com)

Photos: Kim Kardashian

Ke$ha's favorite way of unwinding after a tough night of rhyming phrases like "touch my junk" with "getting crunk" is to knock back a few hot dogs with a fat bearded man while he reads passages to her from books about the origin of the species. At least that's my conclusion, based on her recent announcements about her taste in dudes and her backstage requirements. (CeleBuzz)

Gay marriage-hating, nude photo-taking, hetero sex tape-making Carrie Prejean is set to wed quarterback Kyle Boller on Friday. And if Elton John sings at this wedding too, I'm officially burning my "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" album. (DailyNews)

Photos: Ridiculous celeb weddings

The Black Eyed Peas are planning a 3-D tour movie and they've landed James Cameron to direct it. will.i.am, who recently dismisses rumors that Fergie was leaving the band because she couldn't tolerate his ginormous ego, explains that "We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet." Thanks for clearing that up, will. (Vibe)

Photos: Fergie

Lil Wayne recently posted an online thank you note to select fans who've been sending him letters and best wishes while he's behind bars on Rikers Island. But based on the thank you note's marked underuse of the words, "ho," "—-," and "—-" (use your imagination), I'm wondering how heartfelt Weezy's sentiments are. (WENN)

Photos: Lil Wayne

Shooting "Knight and Day" was basically one big barrel of laughs, the way Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise tell it. Click over to MSN Movies to find out what made working on the set so darn hilarious. (TheRundown)

Photos: Tom Cruise

Sniff. In honor of Steve Carell's unmatchable and soon-to-be-over run on "The Office," head over to the People's Choice Awards and let them know which of his hit flicks has been your favorite. I'll just be over here crying on my remote control if you need me. (PCA)

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