By Saryn Chorney
Which wild 'n' crazy celeb stories have hit the e-jackpot on Buzzfeed this week? Let's peruse the many buzzworthy options.
Does PETA have a "No Muppet Murder" clause? Sadly, no. But Lady GaGa deserves a public flogging for not only this Animal skirt, but also the many innocent Kermits killed to make the "Sesame Slaughter" coat worn in this (Not Safe For Children) video.
If girlfriend beater Chris Brown only hit the No. 7 spot on the "10 People Who Make You Sick" list, just try to imagine the puke-factor of the previous six nausea-inducing stars. Better pop a Dramamine and call us in the morning.
Eighteen-year-old Russian nymphet Irina Savina claims Britney Spears provided "the soundtrack for [her] life," hence this breast-grazing tattoo of the inspirational poptart. We're sure Nabokov would have approved.
What does "Arrested Development" star Will Arnett know about getting his period and wearing a training bra? Judging from this sinister reading of "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" more than we ever would've, or ever could've, imagined.
OK, let's get this straight: In the midst of all the media scrutiny about whether Michael Jackson was the biological father of any of his three children, we're now also being served up a secret, "Billie Jean"-style love child named Omer Bhatti? Oh, but apparently he is a very good dancer. Sold!
Anyone who has a problem with the recent California budget cuts can directly Twitter Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger. However, he may slash you with this machete, knock you unconscious with his giant Rolex, and then suffocate you to death underneath a herd of elephant statuettes. Hasta la vista, baby!
How come this panda knows that it's proper etiquette to cover his mouth when he sneezes, but Shaquille O'Neal does not know it's rude to point? Regardless, we hear the adorable pair talked Twitpics over coffee at a nearby diner afterward.