In these times of hog-based illness, celebrities like Katy Perry can't be too careful. The handkerchief wards off swine flu. The fluffy pink sweat suit wards off … everyone else.
Vanessa Minnillo decides the best way to ward off breakup rumors is to disguise herself as boyfriend Nick Lachey.
Sure, it's a little odd that avowed vegetarian and PETA spokeswoman Pamela Anderson made an appearance at the opening of a steak house, but, as this short white ensemble proves, Pam's never been averse to showing off a little meat and potatoes.
When Sarah Jessica Parker clicks her red heels together, she's magically transported back to a time when women could afford Manolo Blahniks.
Everyone makes fun of Michael Jackson for always wearing a face mask. But when a horrifying swine flu comes along, we realize the guy was actually way ahead of his time (and we're sure some future epidemic will reveal the necessity of those pants). Who's laughing now, America?
Country sensation Taylor Swift matches purple sunglasses with periwinkle shoes, then demonstrates how an oversize fringe bag can provide a ladylike way to exit a vehicle.
Lindsay Lohan took a break in Hawaii, then went on a pants strike to win back the heart of Samantha Ronson.
Interestingly enough, oft-pantless Bai Ling decided to go the opposite route at the "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" premiere. We give her a fistbump for full(er), frillier coverage. Then we'll confess that we sort of miss seeing up her skirt.
We're sad to report that, at the premiere of "The Good Guy" at the Tribeca Film Festival, Alexis Bledel's dress began to slowly eat away at her midsection. The rest of the actress was spared. We think.
Okay, Nicolas Cage was on-set with this ensemble. But we think the mysterious-drifter look suits him perfectly. Come closer, my child, and hear old man Cage's cautionary tale of castle-buying in Bavaria.
Paris Hilton takes a cue from Farrah Fawcett and decides to only wear body paint to special occasions. Don't ask to touch her new bangs, or Doug Reinhardt will slug you good.