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Kate Hudson is convinced she has men all figured out, insisting all they think about is "game scores, masturbation and food.".

The stunning actress is currently dating New York Yankees hunk Alex Rodriguez, but admits she has never been outwitted intellectually by a man because they are so "simple."

She tells Britain's Elle magazine, "I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords... But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food."

"I love boys... but I believe they're really simple. Every guy likes to say that they're complicated, but they're so easy to figure out. What did that Dr. Laura say? Something like, 'All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.' I thought that was really funny - and not entirely untrue."