You can't judge a book by its cover - nor can you judge Pete Doherty's English country mansion until you get the fully-guided insider tour.
The Babyshambles rocker recently invited MTV's cameras into his sprawling bachelor pad for a "day in the life" documentary. It quickly became clear why his supermodel ex Kate Moss broke things off: Doherty is actually a senile cat lady disguised as a Cockneyed frat dude with a compulsive hoarding disorder. Check out the least shocking footage ever.
A few of our favorite Doherty home decor accents:
-the dart board on his bedroom door
-the Union Jack flag in the window
-the busted lamp
-the piles of laundry in lieu of throw pillows on the couch
-the broken mannequin "sculpture" on the floor
-the taxidermy egret
-the red nursery wallpaper featuring miniature giraffes
Jonathan Adler had better watch his back!